Have some terrible fanfiction, guys.

[rikasaurus]

 That I saw thanks to yamanaika  and winterfeelings . I swear people will write a fanfic about anything.

Enjoy.

Comments

[singloom.livejournal.com]

Why, oh why, did I click? My eyes. There's no bleach strong enough...

[dismahboomstick.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID I CLICK IT????? HAHAHAHAHA WTFFFFFFFFF IS THIS SHIT HAHAHAHA THE WHOLE BIT ABOUT JESUS, I DON'T EVEN, OMG I CAN'T BREATHE.

[rodicks.livejournal.com]

"Ooohhh!" "Ahhh....ohhh....ahhh." "Hmmm....Donald....Ohhhh...." "Oh...Donald....ohh...ohhh..." "OOOHHH!!" "AAAHHH!!!" "Oooohhh...." "Ahhhh...." "Donald...." "Ohhh...

I think I'm swearing off sex forever and ever. God.

/headdesk ... I should not have clicked that link.

[snapdraw-gone.livejournal.com]

/sob nuu my childhoooood~~~ (TToTT)
/mourns