Have some terrible fanfiction, guys.

[rikasaurus]

 That I saw thanks to yamanaika  and winterfeelings . I swear people will write a fanfic about anything.

Enjoy.

Comments

[singloom.livejournal.com]

Why, oh why, did I click? My eyes. There's no bleach strong enough...

[rikasaurus.livejournal.com]

Yes. No bleach is strong enough to burn this out of anyone's mind :(

[dismahboomstick.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID I CLICK IT????? HAHAHAHAHA WTFFFFFFFFF IS THIS SHIT HAHAHAHA THE WHOLE BIT ABOUT JESUS, I DON'T EVEN, OMG I CAN'T BREATHE.

[rikasaurus.livejournal.com]

YES.

THE BIT WITH JESUS SEEMED, I DUNNO

BLASPHEMOUS?

SACRILEGIOUS?

JUST PLAIN WRONG?

[rodicks.livejournal.com]

"Ooohhh!" "Ahhh....ohhh....ahhh." "Hmmm....Donald....Ohhhh...." "Oh...Donald....ohh...ohhh..." "OOOHHH!!" "AAAHHH!!!" "Oooohhh...." "Ahhhh...." "Donald...." "Ohhh...

I think I'm swearing off sex forever and ever. God.

[rikasaurus.livejournal.com]

lmao this has to be the worst fan fic to ever be written.

[rikasaurus.livejournal.com]

J-Jesus/Hitler/God?

This actually exists?

brb jumping in front of a train.

[terpzilla.livejournal.com]

I've read it and wanted to stab my eyes out. It was pretty hilarious.

/headdesk ... I should not have clicked that link.

[snapdraw-gone.livejournal.com]

/sob nuu my childhoooood~~~ (TToTT)
/mourns

Re: /headdesk ... I should not have clicked that link.

[rikasaurus.livejournal.com]

/hugs ;_;